[Aboot] About Ah huvnae seen ye aboot
[Ae] Of Yer a bunch ae shiters
[Aff] Off Ah thought ma dick wis goin tae faw aff
[Ah] I Ah hope tae fuck its no’ me
[Ah’ll] I’ll Ah’ll be aff noo
[Ain] Own Ah’m oan ma ain the night
[An’] And An a cannae say ah’m sorry
[An’ aw] As well Yehs can come an’ aw
[Anither] Another Gie’s anither drink, man
[Arse-
[Askin’] Asking Ah’m no’ askin fir much
[Auld] Old She’s an auld bitch
[Aw] All Ye can aw go tae fuck
[Aye] Yes, Always Aye, ah’m daft, an ah aye will be
[Awready] Already It’s awready three o’clock
[Baith] Both Baith o’ us are goin’
[Barras] Glasgow's famous East End market
Ah’m nippin doon tae the Barras
[Bam] Nutter, stupid He’s mair of a bam than usual
[Bas] Short for bastard
Ya stupit bas, yeh’ve lost yer keys
[Bein’] Being Stop bein’ an arse-
[Boattle] Bottle Yeh’ve goat a lot o’ boattle
[Boufin’] Smelly or disgusting Yer feet ur boufin’
[Broo money] Social Security payments
Ah’m skint ‘til ah get ma broo money
[Buckie] Buckfast fortified wine, favourite of young Scots drinkers Ah goat ma buckie fae the offy
[Burd] Woman \ girlfriend Jimmy’s goat a new burd
[Burst ma baws] annoy me Don’t burst ma baws
[Calm the beans] Calm down Calm the beans, ya bam
[Cannae] Cannot Ah cannae believe it
[Comin'] Coming ah’m no’ comin the night
[‘cos] Because ‘cos ah’m feelin’ like shite
[Coupon] Face She’s goat some coupon oan her
[Dae] Do Gonnae no dae that
[Deid] Dead Ah heard she wis stone deid
[Dilutin’ juice] Concentrated fruit squash
Gie the wean some dilutin’ juice
[Do-
[Doon] Down Ah’m nippin doon tae the shops
[Doss] Sleep \ find a bed Ah’ll doss doon here
[Drinkin’] Drinking Ah wis drinkin’ aw night
[Dyin’] Dying Ah’m dyin fir a shag
[Efter] After Whit ur ye efter?
[Fae] From Ah’m Dougie fae Milton
[Fanny] Woman \ sex Thon club’s swimmin’ wi fanny
[Faur] Far How Faur’s the hoose away
[Faw] Fall Watch ye don’t faw aff
[Filth] Police, derogatory term Ah hate the filth
[Fir] For He’s hopin’ fir a win at the bookies
[Fit] Foot, twelve inches It wis only a fit wide
[Frae] From Ah robbed it frae the Co-
[Fucken] Fucking It’s a fucken disaster
[Fuckwit] Derogatory term for someone stupid
Whit sorta fuckwit ur ye?
[Fur] For Fir fuck’s sake, gie’s a brek
[Furst] First Ah wisnae furst tae crash, man
[Fuzz] Police, derogatory term The fuzz screwed me
[Gaff] Home \ house \ place to stay Here’s ma gaff
[Gaggin’] Desperate \ needing Ah’m gaggin’fur wan
[Gear] Drugs Huv ye goat ony gear?
[Gettin'] Getting Ye getting much?
[Gie] Give Don’t gie me that shite
[Gimme] Give me Gimme a fucken brek
[Goat] Got Ah’ve goat the dry boak
[Goin’] Going It’s goin’ tae piss doon
[Gonnae] Going to Ah’m no’ gonnae gie up
[Greet] Cry She hud a good greet at the weddin’
[Grun] Ground Ah sneaked intae the grun
[Guid] Good Ah gied her a right guid seein’ tae
[Hadnae\Hudnae] Hadn’t Ah hudnae noticed his limp
[Hame] Home Ah’m goin’ hame
[Haud] Hold Haud this while ah find ma keys
[Haun] Hand Ah’ve goat tae haun it tae ye
[Headin’] Heading Whit time ur ye headin’ oot?
[Heid] Head Ah cannae get ma heid roon that
[Hoose] House Ma hoose or yir hoose?
[Hud] Had Ah hud the rent money but ah spent it
[Hunner] Hundred Ah’ll gie ye a hunner fir it
[Huv] Have Huv ye nae idea, ya arsehole
[Huvn’t] Haven’t Ye huvn’t a clue, huv ye?
[Huvvin’] Having Ah’m huvvin a bad day, man
[Intae] Into Jimmy an his wife’s intae swingin’
[Isnae] Is not Naw he isnae
[Ithers] Others Therr’s ithers at it an aw
[Jacksie] Backside He needs a kick up the jacksie
[Jakey] Alcoholic \ street person He’s jist a jakey
[Jestin’] Kidding She’s only jestin’
[Jist] Just Ah’m jist gutted
[Kiddin’] Kidding Yeh’ve goat tae be kiddin’
[Knaw] Know How d’ye knaw she’s oan the game
[Knawn] Known Ah widnae hae knawn ‘til ah seen her
[Lappin’] Consuming \ soaking She’s lappin’ it up
[Lend a few quid] Borrow some money
Lend us a few quid, man. Ah’m skint
[Ma] My She threw me oot o’ ma ain hoose
[Ma] Mother She went tae stay wi her ma
[Mair] More It’s mair than likely she’ll come
[Maistly] Mostly It’s maistly crap in thon shop
[Man] Often added to the end of the sentence, addressing the listener Fir fucks sake, man
[Masel’] Myself Ah’m goin’ masel’
[Maw] Mother Even his maw disnae like him
[Maybees] Maybe \ Perhaps Maybees aye, maybees naw
[Melted] Battered \ hit firmly She fair melted him
[Mind] Remember Mind yer heid oan the doorway
[Minge] Vagina \ derogatory term for woman
She’s got a minge like the clyde tunnel
[Missus] Wife Him an his missus are splittin’ up
[Mister] term for a child addressing a man
Mister, can a huv wan o’ your sweeties?
[Mither] Mother Ah had tae sneak in past ma mither
[Mooth] Mouth She’s goat a right mooth oan her
[Nae] No Yeh’ve goat nae chance
[Nae probs] No problems \ OK Nae probs, man
[Naebody] Nobody Therr’s naebody listenin’ tae ye
[Needin’] Needing Ah’m needin some gear
[No] not Yer no’ goin’, an’ that’s final
[Noo] Now Ah cannae leave noo
[Nuthin'] Nothing He left me wi’ nuthin’
[O'] Of Yer a bag o’ shite
[Oan] On Come oan, ah huvnae aw day
[Offy] Off-
D’ye hear the offy was robbed
[Onywan] Anyone Is onywan goin’ tae toon?
[Onyway] Anyway Who knows aboot it onyway
[Oot] Out Ah’m goin oot o’ ma mind
[Park yer arse] Sit down Park yer arse therr
[Perr] Pair She’s goat a right perr on her
[Pig] Police, derogatory term He’s no bad fur a pig
[Plook] Spot, Pimple Ah’ve a plook like a volcano
[Polis] Police The polis were askin’ questions
[Poontang] Girls \ sex I get mair poontang than you
[Rippin’ the pish] Taking the mickey
Ah hate folk rippin’ the pish out o’ me
[Roon] Round She’ll come roon in the end
[Rozzer] Police, derogatory term It’s the Rozzers!
[Score] Get drugs Ah’ need tae score some gear
[Scran] Food D’ye want some scran?
[Seen] Saw Ah seen that ye’d arrived
[Shirt-
[Shitehole] Disgusting building \ room
He lives in a right shitehole
[Sleekit] Untrustworthy, slimy Whit a sleekit cunt
[Smack] Heroin Ah wanted aff the smack fir guid
[Snidey] Sneaky She’s a snidey wee bitch
[Somewan] Someone Somewan gies a haun, here
[Spanner] Daftie Aw, him. He’s a right spanner
[Special brew] Very strong lager, favoured by alcoholics
Get us a couple o’ cans o’ special brew
[Stayin] Staying Ah’m stayin at ma mither’s
[Stevo] Nickname. Many names are shortened and have ‘o’ added on Don’t be daft, Stevo, ya bam
[Stupit] Stupid How could ye be so stupit, man
[Sumfin’ / somethin’] Something Sumfin’ up wi’ ye?
[Swallae] Drink Ah do like a guid swallae
[Tae] To Dae ye hope tae get hame soon?
[Tanned] Drank \ beat up \ break into
We tanned two boattles o’ buckie last night
[Tap] To borrow Can a tap ye fir a fiver, man
[Taxi ferr] Taxi Fare It’s fir ma taxi ferr
[The berries] Brilliant A scotch pie’s the berries
[The dug’s baws] Equally brilliant
Thon new film is the dug’s baws
[Therr] There wur nearly therr
[They’rr] They’re They’rr in fir a shock
[Thon] That \ Those Thon lassie’s hot as fuck
[Topped] Killed D’ye hear he wis topped
[Trustin’] trusting Yer too fucken trustin’
[Til] Until Can ye no’ wait til we’re therr
[Voddy] Vodka Ah’ll huv a voddy an’ coke
[Watter] Water The watter’s too deep tae cross
[Wan] One Therr’s only wan Kenny Dalgleish
[Weans] Children She’s four weans tae three men
[Wee] Small He’s a wee cunt, but hard as fuck
[Wernie] Weren’t We wernie supposed tae dae that
[Wherr] Where Wherr d’ye think yer goin’?
[Whit] What Whit the fuck?
[Wi’] With Gie’s some sauce wi’ thae chips
[Willnae] Will not He willnae try that again
[Wir] were We wir aw young wance
[Wis] Was Wis ye in the jail lang?
[Wrang] Wrong Ah wis wrang tae pack ma joab in
[Wummin] Woman \ women Huv ye goat a new wummin?
[Wunderin’] Wondering Ye wunnerin whit wis up?
[Wunnered] Wondered Ah jist wunnered if ye were in
[Wur] Were wherr wur ye goin last night?
[Ya] You Get it right up ye, ya bas
[Ye] You (singular) Ye cannae be serious, man
[Yehs] You (plural) Yehs huvnae goat a hope in hell
[Yer] Your Yer gonnae end up wi’ nuthin’
[Yersel’] Yourself Please yersel’, shitface